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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

‘Never-a-doubt’ Oregon State baseball rides the ‘fun’ to win over Louisville in Men’s College World Series - OregonLive.com

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Where to Watch Le Mans Live Stream 24-Hour Race Online for Free From Anywhere - Business Insider

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Blocking Opioid Receptors May Restore Healthy Dopamine Balance - Neuroscience News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

New Duck Kreider Discusses the Trade to Anaheim - NHL.com

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...